1. Drive to five different stores in 3 different counties to find three pairs of matching Black and Red knee socks for her 13 year old daughter and two friends to wear to school Monday.
2. Pretend to believe that 15 year old boys actually do get bug bites the size of a hickey and that the provocative [but legal] photo of the girl on his cell phone really is the one that "came with the phone."
3. Remember that any canned tuna concoction requiring 2 cans of tuna fish actually requires THREE cans and the first can goes in the kitty bowls.
Yes, I love my family--those with two feet AND those with four paws.